When my friends are making faces while I’m trying to flirt.
-insert dramatic eye roll;
I can honestly say I’ve literally had enough of “relationships” in accordance to roleplay standards. If you really love someone, you’re not going to dump them because you have this unrealistic perspective that the person you’re with, who is obviously crazy for you, won’t love you as much as them. Like holy shit, get the fuck over yourself. That is literally stupid that you sent in that secret when it was obviously about the person you just left. Didn’t you just leave roleplay and yet you’re submitting secrets wanting people to feel sorry for you? Well we don’t because those who seek sympathy receive none.
Which goes to my second point, if you’re over dating someone, don’t lead them on, just break it off. Don’t sit there and say “oh I need time to myself” when you’re just gonna flirt with everyone with an edick and then date someone. Thought you weren’t ready to be with someone? Well guess you had enough of “you” time to continue sucking some dick that apparently satisfies your gapping vagina.
Which brings me to my third point. You’re not in love after three days. 90% of the population of roleplay does not know what love is and it is going to really suck when you guys drown yourselves in fantasy land with your real life love interest and they’re gonna fuck you over because you’re too fucking stupid. You’re gonna ruin it and scare everyone off. Real love, real interest, real commitment is actual face to face interaction and communication. It cannot last solely through technology alone. “Oh hey imma just get hitched to someone I’ve never met before, we’ll last.” Chances are, since you know I’ve seen this 32897432948932 times, you won’t.
Lastly, if you say you like someone, prove it. Actions speak louder than words. If you’re telling two girls you want to be with them, and even worse if they’re friends, they’re gonna find out and you will appear to be an asshole. If you dump someone for someone else, you’re an asshole. If you’re trying to play people, you’re a whore. If you sit there and tell someone you like them but don’t really mean it, your penis will shrink up and no one will love you.
Point being is, if you act like you all do now irl, your love life will be non existent and all there will be to remember it by is a horrid re-run of The Jerry Springer Show which will remind you every time it’s played on tv or watched on YouTube, how much of a sorry and pathetic loser you are.
So no, I don’t believe people who tell me they like me or want to be with me. And you know what, I may be a little harsh with this because most of this is in direction to a lot of events that have taken place recently, and it will stand out to those people if they even read it, or can at least comprehend it is about them. But really, I’m over the drama that shouldn’t even be here because it’s stupid.
